1. I like breakdancing with a cheesecake named Fred in elementary school parking lots in my underwear.

2. I sleep with a jellyfish named Sampson.

3. Contrary to popular belief, whale urine is NOT a good skin moisturizer.

4. Lemonade is a poor choice for a band-aid.

5. People get paper cuts. Do papers get people cuts?

5. Why does one drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

6. We all agree Bush sucked ass at being a President. We knew that within the first year or two of his reign. So...I wonder...why was he voted in for a second term?

7. Sampson the Jellyfish has a boyfriend. His name is Thermos, and he is, in fact, a thermos.

8. And for Donkey's sake, I'll say it. "HELL NO. I DUN LIKE NO PARFAITS!" >8U

9. Wayne.

That is all.

Random people I love to pieces:


My dA Family:
Mum-
Dad-
Sisters- Probably others, too.
Stupid unwanted brother that I hate: Loki
Aunts- (Most likely others)
Uncles- (Most likely others)
Grandparents- None that I know of...yet.
Cousins- 's pups [Aspen and Alethea]

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Other dA Family that I Just Made Up:
Sister-
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THAT IS ALL. D8

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#Heaven4Wolves
#Mexada
#Headaches
#LaviChat
#CrimsonWindPack