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~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan:

Bleed Your Life Away For Me  

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Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 8:53 PM
1. I like breakdancing with a cheesecake named Fred in elementary school parking lots in my underwear.

2. I sleep with a jellyfish named Sampson.

3. Contrary to popular belief, whale urine is NOT a good skin moisturizer.

4. Lemonade is a poor choice for a band-aid.

5. People get paper cuts. Do papers get people cuts?

5. Why does one drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

6. We all agree Bush sucked ass at being a President. We knew that within the first year or two of his reign. So...I wonder...why was he voted in for a second term?

7. Sampson the Jellyfish has a boyfriend. His name is Thermos, and he is, in fact, a thermos.

8. And for Donkey's sake, I'll say it. "HELL NO. I DUN LIKE NO PARFAITS!" >8U

9. Wayne.

That is all.

Random people I love to pieces:
:iconathena81::iconcryingwolf92::iconkisa15::iconkarabidawns::iconwienie-of-doom::iconkiddocrazy963::iconbun-nyb00::iconthegrimwall::iconkwolf13::iconrin-the-demon::iconhostilitywolf::iconpepsifiend13:

My dA Family:
Mum-:iconathena81:
Dad-:iconwienie-of-doom:
Sisters-:iconkisa15::iconkiddocrazy963: Probably others, too. :shrug:
Stupid unwanted brother that I hate: Loki
Aunts-:iconkwolf13::iconrin-the-demon: (Most likely others)
Uncles-:iconpoeticwolfbane::iconthedyinglonewolf: (Most likely others)
Grandparents- None that I know of...yet.
Cousins- :iconpepsifiend13: :iconkwolf13:'s pups [Aspen and Alethea]

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Other dA Family that I Just Made Up:
Sister- :iconkarabidawns::iconjkz1:
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THAT IS ALL. D8

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Chats I'm most commonly found in:
#Heaven4Wolves
#Mexada
#Headaches
#LaviChat
#CrimsonWindPack

  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: I Don't Wanna Be In Love - Good Charlotte
  • Reading: Eclipse
  • Watching: Myself dying inside.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 121...
  • Current Residence: Nowhere
  • Interests: Blood.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon PowerShot A540, pencils, paper, charcoal, water.

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Devious Comments

~1337Kadaju:icon1337Kadaju: 8 hours 3 minutes ago
o.O
Explain please?^^;

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Kira: "...This world is still rotten. There are too many rotten people, so we must get rid of them. Humans have the right to pursue happiness and be happy. But because of a handful of rotten people, that right is easily snuffed out."
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 18 hours 17 minutes ago
XDDDDDD :iconcarameldansenplz: <-----OMG!!! SO CYUTE!!! :D

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 18 hours 44 minutes ago
:iconpanicatthediscoplz:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 19 hours 11 seconds ago
:icondweebdanceplz: XDDDDD

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 20 hours 36 minutes ago
x3 :iconbritishglomp::iconbrickwallplz:

:icontarddanceplz:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 21 hours 6 minutes ago
Unless it's a daily thing then yeah.......me neither :D

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 22 hours 57 minutes ago
Nah, I don't pay attention to things like that. :paranoid:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 23 hours 20 minutes ago
OMFG!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:iconblankspaceplz::iconnothingplz::iconblankspaceplz::iconnothingplz::iconnothingplz::iconnothingplz::iconhaloplz:
You know how long this is going, right? O_o :iconangelwingleftplz::iconohjoyplz::iconangelwingrightplz:

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 23 hours 52 minutes ago
:iconspazplz: :iconspazplz: :iconspazplz:
:iconmylittleboxdance: :iconstickmandancingplz: :iconmylittleboxdance:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 23 hours 53 minutes ago
Oh jesus. Shall I call the insane asylum now or wait a few more weeks to see if the insanity passes?

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
~1337Kadaju:icon1337Kadaju: 1 day 17 hours ago
XD
I will prolly tell him saturday while at work, didn't see him last time i was there, oh well^^
btw, this co-worker is like 27, that is what makes it even funnier, he married and is still willing to do something like thatX3

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Kira: "...This world is still rotten. There are too many rotten people, so we must get rid of them. Humans have the right to pursue happiness and be happy. But because of a handful of rotten people, that right is easily snuffed out."
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 1 day 17 hours ago
XDDDDDDD


:iconspazplz:
:iconstickmandancingplz:

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 1 day 17 hours ago
You better!

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 1 day 17 hours ago
:icongoofygrinplz:
:iconmylittleboxdance:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 1 day 19 hours ago
:iconohjoyplz: :iconlolwhutplz:

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~1337Kadaju:icon1337Kadaju: 1 day 20 hours ago
haha, I willXD
^_^

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Kira: "...This world is still rotten. There are too many rotten people, so we must get rid of them. Humans have the right to pursue happiness and be happy. But because of a handful of rotten people, that right is easily snuffed out."
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 1 day 20 hours ago
:iconlarryplz::iconminilarryplz::iconminijarryplz::iconjarryplz:


:iconomgdramaplz:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 1 day 20 hours ago
:iconlarryplz:


:iconxdsmileplz:

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 1 day 21 hours ago
:iconzomgplz:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 1 day 21 hours ago
:D *squee* :giggle: :iconhappyblueplz:

XDDDDDD

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 1 day 22 hours ago
Again, I thank you. And tell your coworker that if I ever catch him doing that near me, I'll trip him with a broom and then shout random things in French and Hungarian at him. >:3 :iconhuggleplz:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 1 day 22 hours ago
Lawl. :iconexcitedplz:

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.
*s0larclaw812:icons0larclaw812: 2 days 18 hours ago
YUP!!! XDDD That's me in a candy store :D

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Stupid computer!!!:crash:!!!!
:cries:Give back my cookie:cookie:!!!

:chainsaw:o_o...:chainsaw:...=_="....WHY IS IT THAT THE IDIOTS GET THE COOL STUFF:rage:!!

Avatar Was Made By The Awesome =Mahkohime!!!:worship:
~1337Kadaju:icon1337Kadaju: 2 days 18 hours ago
yeah, your welcome, and that little thing about my coworker is true, he really wants, and is going to do that^^;
but yeah, I wish you were happy though. Don't know why, but I really feel bad, or at least useless when I know that others arn't happy, and I can't do anything about it>.>; sorry for that, but yeah, I wish you the best of luck:hug:

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Kira: "...This world is still rotten. There are too many rotten people, so we must get rid of them. Humans have the right to pursue happiness and be happy. But because of a handful of rotten people, that right is easily snuffed out."
~Spoofy-Chan:iconSpoofy-Chan: 2 days 18 hours ago
O...k....then...
Anyways, thanks for the insight. At least I know I'm safe from people hounding me about why I'm not happy. That would take CENTURIES to list off all the reasons why I'm not "happy". x_x;

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Mum - ~Athena81
Daddy - =Wienie-Of-DOOM

Come home safe, Daddy. I miss you. ;-;
Warning: I bite.